Underneath the Fur

In my spare time I like to just hang around and to nothing sometimes when I'm tired. On days that I'm more energetic I like to play fetch with Hades or try to beat Charon down the river. I have no love cause I'm always in Underworld and never on the surface. It gets kinda lonely just sitting there watching souls go by. Every now and then a few souls try to escape but I always catch them and eat them. I have a boring personal life which sometimes makes me depressed but I must do my duty for Underworld so I guess I'll just have to stick it out.

Get'in down'in dirty with the dog

I remember this one time when Hercles the hero came down to Underworld one time and had to try to capture me as a labor for some king up ground. Hercles wrestled with me without any weapons and we both got down and dirty, one tring to wrestle the other into submission. Hercles had a good hold on me but I tried to buck and kick him off as best as I could but in the end I tired out and Hercles won the match. After he defeated me he took me to were the king was up ground. It was hot and sunny up there and certianly not a place I would like to live. After the king saw me Hercles returned me back to Underworld and I resumed me duty like nothing happened.

My Dog House

After work, which is only once a month that I get off, I go to my dog house which is a endless bow of doggy treats and another bowl is filled with drinkable souls. My dog house is ten stories tall with a door made of brimstone and the rest of my house is made of bones and brimstone. I have a couch that I sleep in very comfortably and I have a few golden chains necklaces to wear to hook up with a few chicks. I got a cool den and got a bunch of chew and squeaky toys which are a lot of fun

Blood is Thicker than Water

I have very few family members. My dad is Typhon, a hundred headed dragon who is tall enough to reach the stars, and my grandma is Gaea, the earth titan. Thats all my family members but I have many friends my best friend is Hades, he is my master. Then there is Charon the row boat man who says hi to me every day. Then there are the hundreds of souls that come in through the river everyday that I say hi to make friends with sometimes. Thats all my family and friends that i have.

Who let the three headed dog out

Hi, my name is Cerberus. I'm a five story three headed dog with a snake tail and snake heads growing out of my back. I'm the guard dog to Hades Underworld and I eat any souls that try to escape from the Underworld. Hades is my master and lord of the Underworld and a really nice guy once you get to know him. He made me a few cakes and doggy treats a few times cause I was a good boy. That's all should know about me for now but I'll tell more about me in later blogs.